1. I don't own these characters, and I'm not Ferengi, so profit's the last thing on my mind.
2. Rated PG.
3. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) isn't mine either. It belongs to Rupert Holmes. I got the words from the Internet, and I think they've been slightly altered, but it still fits seemlessly*S*.
4. This was originally written (or posted or both as happened back then) on Nov 11, 2001.
After reading Kathryn's "B'Elanna and Seven Get Together", I got several ideas that became this. Thanks for the inspiration!*G*
A sincere thanks to the hard-working archivists as Voq-Je_Bang. I lost my website years ago and then nearly lost my own copies. They're currently on a hard-drive that I can't find so I took a chance, remembering that someone on the group started creating story list text files. Another enterprising soul has created file with links to the original messages. If you haven't read B'Elanna/Seven fanfiction, this is a great group to join!
( On to the story )